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CAMOMILE: 
Previously, on Deadbeat.

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 All right, try it now.

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Testes, testes,
one, two, three.

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Good? That sounded good.

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Ah! Oh!

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Are you seeing any
ghosts right now?
No.

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Steve Meyer is the mayor
of New York.

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I asked him, I said, "Yo, what's
taking so freaking long

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with the Second Ave.
subway line?"

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 He says the workers 
don't want to work

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because it might be haunted.

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We elected a Mayor Meyer?

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[ mysterious theme playing ]

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Shaky legs. Knock it off.Sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm just nervous about
the $10,000, Roofie.

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It could change my life, man.

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Kevin Pacalioglu
and Rufus Jones?

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[ coughing ]
Rufus?

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Yeah, that's my name.

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Mayor Meyer
will see you now.

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Very good.

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Hey, look, man.
Be-- be cool.

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I know how you get
around authority types.

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[ sighs ]

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Oh, gentlemen.
Welcome.

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Good to see you again,
Mr. Mayor.Your Excellency.

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Please be seated.

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As you both know,
the election is coming up.

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And I intend to win.

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Ha-ha.You see, New Yorkers,

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they like progress.

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And the premise
of my proposed programs

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has been the production
of prolonged projects.

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That's literally
my promise.

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The promise of progress.

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You're kind of blowing
my mind right now.

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And the icon
of this campaign

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has become the completion of
the Second Avenue subway line.

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But now, after
the recent cave-in,

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the workers are refusing
to finish the job.

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They are scared
to go down there.

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Uh, and you think
it's haunted?

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Well, some would say that
the subway tunnel is haunted.

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I personally would not go on
record saying as much.

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[ chuckles ]

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Yesterday you told me
you needed a medium.

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MEYER:
No, no, no, no, no.

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That was just a casual
conversation amongst friends.

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And that reminds me,
how is it that you two

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know each other?
Are you friends?

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Uh...
Yeah, yeah.

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Well, yes.

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Also, Roofie is my drug--

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counselor.
I'm his drug counselor.

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Not him. You know,
he has a trouble niece.

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I counsel her with the--

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See, I love helping kids.

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Just like he loves
helping ghosts.

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How does that work,
exactly?

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Helping ghosts?

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Oh, well, you know,
I just, uh--

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I sort of find the ghosts'
unfinished business

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and I just finish it.

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Kind of like what
you're doing with the
Second Avenue subway line.

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Ah.

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[ all laugh ]

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Yes.

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All right, all right,
all right, all right!

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Oh!

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Happy, man. Congratulations
on for landing a huge gig.

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I know. Roofie, I'm gonna
exorcise the living [ bleep ]

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out of that subway station.I know you are, man.

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Look, I'm proud of you.Thanks, Dad.

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Wait, Dad? Did you
just call me Dad?

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What?You just called me Dad.

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No, I wouldn't
call you Dad.

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[ stammering ]

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Hey, you want to
get stoned and go watch

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that new Camomile White
exercise DVD?

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Sound like a good idea,
my white son.All right.

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[ theme music playing ]

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Sue, remind me, what is
this ridiculous charity

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event we're going to again?

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Oh, it's for survivors

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of people who claim
they've been raped by ghosts.

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Right. Uh, take out
my speech.

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Oh. Um...

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What? What?
What the hell is that?

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Is that a goldfish?

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Oh, actually,
she's a carp.

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Her name's Barbara.

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She doesn't look as though
she's doing too well.

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I found her in a puddle.
She's a rescue.

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A puddle? She's probably
riddled with disease.

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We can't look after
a riddled-with-disease goldfish.

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Oh, I found her.
I don't mind taking
care of her.

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I love fish.Fine, Sue. Don't
you worry about it.

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I know exactly what do to.

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[ Sue screams ]

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Oh, no! No!

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Oh, relax, relax.

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This leads all the way
out to the river. It's fine.

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Come on. Bloody come on.

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Come on.

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Keep up.That's the subway.

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That doesn't lead to water.

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CAMOMILE:
Come on.

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WOMAN:
This is where it all goes down.

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Stuff moving around,
electrical surges.

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And as you probably heard
a few days ago, the cave-in.

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Uh-huh. So you think
it's a ghost

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and not just the tunnel,
like, settling?

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You know, for my money,
I think the tunnel

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is being haunted
by one of my guys.

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Oh.Mikey O'Schmidt.

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He had an accident
a few months back,

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and he didn't make it.

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The thing is,
Mikey's a good worker.

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A real stand-up guy,
you know.

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So why he would be causing
trouble, I have no idea.

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It beats me. Anyway,
nobody'll go past here.

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Yeah. Who knows?

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Maybe he just had a thing
for deep, dark holes.

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Yeah, all right. Then
why don't you get to it, okay?

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Mm-hmm.Yeah, you'll find your way.

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Okay.This place gives
me the creeps.

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Yeah.

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"Herro"?

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[ jackhammer pounding ]

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Hey. Uh, hey,
construction worker guy.

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Hey, Mikey O'Schmidt?

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Hey, hey!Hey!

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No civilians down here.
It's a liability.

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No, no, I'm not a civilian.
I'm a medium.

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I'm here to help you.All right, tell you what.

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My shift ends in an hour.

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Why don't you meet me up
on the street level.

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No, no, no.
What are you talking about?

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There's no--
There's no shift.

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Haven't you noticed
there's nobody else down here?

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You haven't heard?

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The other guys are on strike.
They think this place

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is kind of haunted.

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You know, I overheard some of
them talk about the equipment

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turning on by itself.

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These rocks floating
around like this.

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[ laughs ]

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Oh. Uh-oh.

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You believe that or what?

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Oh, my God.What?

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You're a ghost who doesn't
know he's a ghost.

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What did you just
say to me?

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I--How'd you get down
here anyway?

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What are you, some kind
of hobo or something?

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Yo, I don't suck
pa-chong.

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I said hobo.

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Oh.Why don't you get
out of here

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before I rip off
your pa-chong and
stick it up your Pacino.

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Mikey, I'm gonna
tell you something.

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You're a dead man.

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Now you're threatening me?

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No, that came
out wrong.Nobody,

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nobody threatens
Mikey O'Schmidt.

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Now, get the hell
out of here.

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Yeah, yeah, okay.
[ rumbling ]

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No, stop eating
the newspapers,
you little piggy.

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I need those.

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They're delicious.

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What is this?
What are you eating?

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Oh, my God. This is
the obituary I've been
looking for.

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You ate everything except
for the part I need for my case.

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Well, it's a good thing
I stopped you.

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[ murmuring ]

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[ jackhammer pounding ]
Okay. Look, Mikey.

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Hey, hey.
No civilians down here.

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It's a liability.

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No, I'm the--
I'm the guy from earlier.

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The medium, remember?

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Anyway, I just came down here

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to show you
this newspaper clipping.

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You're gonna get a kick--Tell you what.

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My shift ends in an hour.

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Why don't you meet me up
on the street level.

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What are you
talking about, man?

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Stop dicking around. I got
something I want to show you.

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What is wrong with you?

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Do you have old-timer's
disease or what?

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What did you say to me?

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How'd you get
down here anyway?

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What are you some kind
of hobo or something?

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Uh, excuse me.

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Hey, Mikey O'Schmidt.Hey, hey, hey!

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BOTH:
No civilians down here.
It's a liability.

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Oh, boy.

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Barkeep, can I have
another one, please?

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And, uh, go ahead
and leave the bottle.

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Yeah, we don't really
do that here.

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No, but it's in all those
movies, though, so...

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Yeah, but it's not
like a real thing.

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If you want another drink,
I'll pour you another drink.

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It's just, you know,
the bottle,

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there's no way to regulate it.All right.

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Yeah, fair enough.

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Sue?

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Oh, my God. Hi.

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Are you, like,
uh, sobbing?

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No, I'm just weeping.

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Oh.

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What about?

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Life. Death.

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Camomile.

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Ah, been there.

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Here, here, why don't
you wipe your face off.

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You look like a little
street rat.

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Thanks.

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May I?

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Yeah.

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What's all this about?

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Oh, nothing.
It's a case
I'm working on.

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This ghost that
doesn't know he's dead.

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Oh. How does that work?

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The way someone
is in death is very similar

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to the way someone
is in life.

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You know, and like
this Mikey ghost,

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he's a macho construction
worker type of guy

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that never would admit
that he got hurt.

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So is denial
carried over?Yeah.

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I-- I just need to make
him understand that
he's dead.

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But this Mikey ghost,

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he's on some sort of,
like, ghostal loop.

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Hmm.Every time I go to talk
to him about his death

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he just keeps resetting,
like he's never even met me.

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Huh.It's-- It's bizarre.

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I've never seen anything
like it before.

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He-- I shouldn't be
boring you with this.

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Are you kidding?
I love talking about
this ghost stuff.

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If I talk to Camomile about it,
she'd just berate me senseless.

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She's mean, isn't she?

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In a weird way,

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it's her evilness
that draws me to her most.

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Yes. I think I have
the exact same thing.

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It's like a shame boner.
I get a shame boner
around her.

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Yeah, me too.
But-- but not that.

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Yeah, the lady
version of that.

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Yeah. What's wrong with us?

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There's nothing
wrong with us.

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We're-- We're normal.
She's nuts.

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You know what?
Matter of fact,

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[ bleep ] Camomile.

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Yeah, [ bleep ] her.

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[ bleep ] her right
in the asshole.

252
00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:09,521
Yeah.

253
00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:10,958
Yeah.

254
00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:13,351
Oh, man. I am
so glad that I
ran into you here.

255
00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:15,484
I-- I needed a
distraction from this.

256
00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:16,833
This is making me bonkers.

257
00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:18,139
[Both laughing]

258
00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:20,228
Wait. Maybe that's it.

259
00:10:20,271 --> 00:10:23,057
Maybe you don't need
to break the loop.

260
00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:25,189
Maybe you just need
to distract him from the loop

261
00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:27,017
long enough to
get through to him.

262
00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:28,628
Well, how would I do that?

263
00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:30,717
You said he's a New York City
construction worker.

264
00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:31,979
Yeah.You literally

265
00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:33,241
just need a pretty girl.

266
00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:34,677
A pretty girl?

267
00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:35,896
Will you do it?

268
00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:38,681
Me? You think I'm pretty?

269
00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:41,597
Yeah. You're pretty
enough for this guy.

270
00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:46,123
How would you like
to get really drunk with me?

271
00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:49,518
Like, the most drunk you've ever
gotten in your entire life.

272
00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,563
I-- I...

273
00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:52,913
It's on me.I would love that.

274
00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:54,305
Yes.
Yes.

275
00:10:54,349 --> 00:10:55,655
Yeah. Barkeep.

276
00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:57,047
 ♪ If you buying out the bar 

277
00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:58,483
 ♪ Put your drinks up 

278
00:10:58,527 --> 00:10:59,702
 ♪ You a superstar, kid 

279
00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:01,225
 ♪ Shine your links up 

280
00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:02,574
 ♪ You better 
watch out for us ♪

281
00:11:02,618 --> 00:11:04,620
 ♪ We on the brink 
of extinction ♪

282
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:05,795
 ♪ Take a deep breath 
don't stress ♪

283
00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:07,579
 ♪ Let it sink in 

284
00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:16,806
[ camera shutters clicking ]

285
00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:18,982
Okay.

286
00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:21,202
I have to tell you something.
I have to tell you this.

287
00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:25,075
This is between you
and me, but this job
I'm doing right now

288
00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:27,599
is for the mayor
of New York City.

289
00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:29,645
And if I do it right,

290
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,734
it will bring me glory
and riches

291
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,562
beyond my wildest dreams.

292
00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:36,043
And when I get paid,
I want to come back for you.

293
00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:39,829
I'm gonna rescue you
from Camomile forever.

294
00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:41,744
And I can be
your assistant.

295
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,050
No!

296
00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:45,530
We can be each
other's assistants.

297
00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:47,663
[ laughs ]

298
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,839
All right. More money.
More pictures.

299
00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:52,320
Whoo!

300
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,151
[ jackhammer pounding ]

301
00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:02,852
That is a lot
of noise for a man
who doesn't exist.

302
00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:04,985
Hey!Hey, uh, I know.

303
00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:07,683
Civilized liability.
I get it. But guess what?

304
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:08,815
It's different this time,

305
00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:09,903
because I brought
a pretty girl with me,

306
00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:11,513
and she's gonna be
coming any minute.

307
00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:12,732
Yeah, well,
if it's her

308
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:16,779
I'll be coming
any minute too.

309
00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:18,476
Hello, Kevin.

310
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,435
What are you--?
What are you doing here?

311
00:12:20,478 --> 00:12:23,351
You're kidding me, right?
I'm here for the subway job.

312
00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:26,615
How did you even know
about the...?

313
00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:29,705
Sue.

314
00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:35,058
[ indistinct chattering ]

315
00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:36,320
Uh, pardon me,

316
00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:37,844
uh, Your Excellency.

317
00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:39,671
Well, this is awkward.

318
00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:42,457
Ahem, Miss White here
called late last night,

319
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:43,937
and she expressed
an interest in helping out.

320
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,590
And since I hadn't
heard from you,

321
00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:46,983
I thought, you know,

322
00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:48,419
you're having difficulties
finishing the job.

323
00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:50,291
No.So here we are.

324
00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:51,814
It's just I have
more experience

325
00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:53,729
with these type
of high-profile jobs.

326
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,949
High-profile? No,
you said you didn't want

327
00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:57,559
to go on record
hiring a medium.

328
00:12:57,602 --> 00:12:59,648
I did not go on
record about that.

329
00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:01,824
Besides, Miss Camomile White

330
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,608
is the most respected
spiritualist in the world, so...

331
00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:05,697
Is she?It's kind of a no-brainer.

332
00:13:05,741 --> 00:13:07,787
You're kind of a no-brainer!Brilliant.

333
00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:09,658
I'm sorry, Kevin.
This is business.

334
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,703
And to compensate
for your time, here.

335
00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:13,880
It's the key to the city.

336
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,577
It's chocolate.

337
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,851
Let me jockey
for position.

338
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,157
Excuse me?

339
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,681
You say this is all
just business?

340
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,814
Let me jockey
for position, then.

341
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,032
Me versus Camomile.

342
00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:37,294
Mano a womano.

343
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:38,861
May the best medium win.

344
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,863
[ inaudible ]

345
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,865
Okay, okay,
we can do that.

346
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,040
What?Yes!

347
00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:45,607
The two mediums
will enter the tunnel,

348
00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:46,826
whoever gets rid
of the ghost

349
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,871
gets the $10,000 fee.Yes.

350
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,438
We'll call all
the news outlets

351
00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:52,527
and make a big deal
out of it.I just have to say, sir.

352
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:54,616
for me it's not even
about money.

353
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:57,053
I just truly believe
in your administration,

354
00:13:57,097 --> 00:14:00,056
and I just really want to make
this subway project work.

355
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,406
Yeah, and for me, sir,
I would really like to say

356
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,887
that it is just about
beating her.

357
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:07,890
And the money, obviously.
Also, a little press
never hurts.

358
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,022
I have a meeting.
Excuse me.

359
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:10,893
Thank you, sir.Good luck to you both.

360
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:13,504
Very good, Your Majesty.
Thank you.

361
00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:16,681
I get to keep this?

362
00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:18,248
Guess so.

363
00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:21,077
This should be
interesting.

364
00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:22,905
You ready to lose?

365
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:26,300
Oh, I was born ready.

366
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:28,215
CAMOMILE:
Did everybody bring an egg

367
00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:29,869
like I asked you to?

368
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,218
Okay, can I borrow off you?

369
00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:33,916
Eggs represent
the tender area

370
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,701
between life and non-life.

371
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:39,400
Cracking these eggs
on various rocks

372
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:43,708
around the tunnel will determine
where the spirit resides.

373
00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:44,927
Bull snot.

374
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:47,756
That is baloney
of the grade-A variety.

375
00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:49,758
Mike O'Schmidt the ghost
is standing right next to me.

376
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:50,977
Right here.

377
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,674
[ laughter and murmuring ]
No, he is.

378
00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:54,545
He's standing right here,
leaning off this post.

379
00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:56,417
Yeah, as a matter of fact,
he's saying--

380
00:14:56,460 --> 00:15:00,551
He says, "Camomile, you can get
some sausage with your eggs."

381
00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:02,249
[ men chuckle ]
Bada-bing.

382
00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:04,381
Yeah, there's more.
Hold on, there's more.

383
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:09,299
He says, "Is Camomile
a vegetarian? Because...

384
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:10,953
[ whispering ]
No, I'm not gonna say that.

385
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,302
Well, come on.
What is he saying?

386
00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:13,695
He knows another way

387
00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:15,566
that you can get
some protein in you.

388
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:17,351
[ men laughing ]
He did that, not me.

389
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:19,005
Yeah, that does
sound like Mikey.

390
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:21,703
This is insane. He's putting
on a ventriloquist act

391
00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:22,965
to take jabs at me.

392
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:24,445
You want us to believe

393
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:26,186
that Mikey's standing
there next to you?

394
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:28,928
Yes.Make him actually
do something.

395
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,799
All right, I will.Do it.

396
00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:32,496
Piece of cake.
Uh, Mikey,

397
00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:36,805
why don't you grab your
pickax and smash something.

398
00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:38,938
Come on. You serious?Smash a rock. Smash a rock.

399
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:41,244
Show Camomile how much
of a man you are. Come on.

400
00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:43,290
Come on, do it. Yeah.All right.

401
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,118
He's going to do it
for her.

402
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,641
MIKEY:
Watch out. I got this.

403
00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:49,122
Stand back.Yeah, yeah.

404
00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:52,299
[ all gasping ]

405
00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:54,083
Was that you?

406
00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:55,519
I didn't do that.CAMOMILE: Hold on a minute.

407
00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:56,825
Okay, everybody
just calm down.

408
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,566
Take a breath.
Stay calm.

409
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,176
Stay there.

410
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:03,571
I have a feeling...

411
00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:06,574
KEVIN: What is that?Just as I suspected.

412
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:08,750
A detonation device.

413
00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,447
No.

414
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:14,625
He must have planted that there
earlier for this very use.

415
00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:16,323
No, that--
No, that's not mine.

416
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:17,759
That is not my detonator.

417
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:19,195
Smoke and mirrors, folks.

418
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:20,588
Smoke and mirrors.

419
00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:24,026
Please ignore this
insensitive distraction,

420
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:27,029
and join me now
in holding hands.

421
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:30,902
And let's send Mikey
into the light with honor.

422
00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:33,209
No.Everybody come together.

423
00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:35,429
All together, please.
Hold hands.

424
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,083
Oh, my...CAMOMILE: Concentrate.

425
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:39,433
Close your eyes.

426
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:43,306
Mikey O'Schmidt,
hear our voices

427
00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:46,440
and understand...You actually buying this?

428
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:49,008
I'm right here.
CAMOMILE:
This place is no longer for you.

429
00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:51,358
Leave this place.Tony!

430
00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:53,142
Roberto. Come on, guys.

431
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:56,972
Mikey, O'Schmidt,
a higher power commands you

432
00:16:57,016 --> 00:17:00,802
leave this place!

433
00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:03,022
Send him the message
with your mind.

434
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:05,023
Tell him to leave this place.
What's happening?

435
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,460
What's happening?I tried to tell you, Mikey,

436
00:17:06,502 --> 00:17:08,375
a bunch of times.
You got into an accident.

437
00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:10,203
Look.

438
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:12,640
Oh, no. I don't think
it was an accident.

439
00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:13,989
Yes, it was.
It was an accident.

440
00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:16,035
No. There was something
else down here.

441
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,863
It's something big,
it's something powerful.

442
00:17:18,906 --> 00:17:19,951
It's-- It's something.

443
00:17:19,994 --> 00:17:23,303
That did that?

444
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:26,088
What?You got a giant head wound.

445
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:27,829
What did that to your head?I don't know.

446
00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:29,570
CAMOMILE:
Mikey O'Schmidt,

447
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,093
move into the light.

448
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,834
Your light is waiting.

449
00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:34,531
No, no, no, Mikey.Something's here.

450
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,577
And may your light...You were right.

451
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:37,926
Mikey, tell me what
you're talking about.

452
00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:39,580
...shine bright.I gotta go.

453
00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:42,235
Hey, Mikey. No, no, no.

454
00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:52,201
The exorcism has worked.

455
00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:54,638
Mikey has passed
into the light.

456
00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,466
[ all cheer ]

457
00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:58,077
Yes, yeah, yeah.

458
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,383
Mikey, he moved on.
But that was coincidentally.

459
00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:02,429
That was a coincidence.
She didn't do that.

460
00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:04,909
Listen, guys. There's something
here. There's something here.

461
00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:07,216
Something scary, something
more powerful than I thought.

462
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:08,826
No, it's not--
It's not funny.

463
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:11,307
I'm not kidding.
He had a giant brain gash.

464
00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:12,917
[ all laughing ]
Guys, I'm not lying.

465
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:14,441
That's probably what messed up
his memory.

466
00:18:14,484 --> 00:18:16,007
That's what put him on the--CAMOMILE: Lies.

467
00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:18,271
Lies. He's clearly
making this up

468
00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:19,533
because he's a sore loser.

469
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,143
I'm not lying!

470
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:23,493
Fraud.

471
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:26,801
Sue, the recording.

472
00:18:26,844 --> 00:18:29,543
A few weeks ago
I met up with Mr. Pacalioglu

473
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:32,589
to discuss our
respective abilities.

474
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:35,984
Sue, hit play.

475
00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:38,029
Press--

476
00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:40,945
Sue.

477
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,338
CAMOMILE [ over recording ] Just be honest.

478
00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:43,687
 
Are you like me?

479
00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:45,472
 Can you actually 
see ghosts?

480
00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:47,735
KEVIN: No. 
CAMOMILE: Have you ever

481
00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:50,651
 seen a ghost in your life? 
I mean, please.

482
00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:52,087
 It's important. 
KEVIN: No.

483
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,393
 I have never seen a ghost.

484
00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:54,916
 I don't even know 
how that would work...

485
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:57,788
That could--
That could be anybody on there.

486
00:18:57,832 --> 00:19:00,095
CAMOMILE: 
I really want to believe 
in you, Mr. Paclogaloogie.

487
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,271
KEVIN: 
Oh, uh, close.

488
00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:05,144
 Mr. Pacalioglu. Uh, I mean,
at least I think it is.

489
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:08,059
 I never met my parents, 
I'm an orphan.

490
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:19,158
Your business is finished.

491
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,337
[ Camomile speaking
indistinctly ]

492
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:26,600
CAMOMILE:
I think maybe I can supply you
with some footage

493
00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,950
if you need it.

494
00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:38,133
 ♪ Man wasn't made 
to live alone ♪

495
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:46,446
 ♪ That's why I have 
my end ♪

496
00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:53,061
 ♪ Whenever I close 

497
00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:56,238
 ♪ My eyes 

498
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:59,459
 ♪ They're all I can see 

499
00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:06,292
Go on, get out
of here. Shoo.

500
00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:08,163
Go.

501
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,948
Go, get out of here.

502
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,041
[ sighs ]
You too Blob.

503
00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:18,434
[ whimpers ]

504
00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:20,131
What do you want?
You want to sit around

505
00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:21,132
and eat junk food all day?

506
00:20:21,176 --> 00:20:23,134
Go do it somewhere else.

507
00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:25,920
Get lost.

508
00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:27,530
Just go.

509
00:20:27,574 --> 00:20:30,229
 ♪ But which one am I? 

510
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:35,234
 ♪ The man or the one 
behind the mask? ♪

511
00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:41,022
CAMOMILE:
Did you get them all?
Oh, you missed one.

512
00:20:41,065 --> 00:20:43,242
Okay, I think that's
the last one.

513
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:46,114
Uh, I think we should
probably get going.

514
00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:47,637
You know, Sue,
I have to say

515
00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:49,596
you've been on very
thin ice with me lately.

516
00:20:49,639 --> 00:20:52,686
But I really quite
fancied that glam stunt.

517
00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:53,991
Yeah, about that--You know, I--

518
00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:55,123
I was under
the impression

519
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:57,212
that just one single
overhead light

520
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,518
was going to explode.

521
00:20:58,561 --> 00:21:00,781
But actually the shock
on my face really played.

522
00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:02,783
Yes, but I--I just wanted to let you know

523
00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:05,786
that you are back onto ice
of regular thickness.

524
00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:07,918
Miss White, please,
I have to confess something.

525
00:21:07,962 --> 00:21:10,225
I didn't rig those
headlamps to explode.

526
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,444
What?

527
00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:13,097
I think Kevin is right.

528
00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:16,840
Be very careful
what you say next.

529
00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:19,147
I have to come clean.
I believe in ghosts.

530
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:20,844
I believe in Kevin.

531
00:21:20,888 --> 00:21:25,022
I think that that Mikey guy
was actually here as a ghost.

532
00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:27,286
And I think there's
something else in this cave.

533
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:29,157
Something powerful.

534
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:33,030
Oh, there is something
powerful here, Sue.

535
00:21:33,074 --> 00:21:36,077
And that something
needs a new assistant.

536
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,687
Do you get where I'm going
with this, Sue?

537
00:21:37,731 --> 00:21:39,820
That ice that I was
talking about earlier

538
00:21:39,863 --> 00:21:41,996
not just cracked... melted.

539
00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:44,825
And has no place in
the paranormal enterprise

540
00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:47,131
that is Camomile White.

541
00:21:47,175 --> 00:21:49,308
I think we're making
a mistake.

542
00:21:53,268 --> 00:21:55,531
[ screaming ]

543
00:21:57,403 --> 00:22:01,102
[ theme playing ]